Friday, April 18, 2025

Joey's Bumper Compendium of Risqué Jokes & Anecdotes / Joey's Second Bumper Compendium of Risqué Jokes & Anecdotes

 



Joey says...

If you’ve got this far we’ll have one thing in common: smutty, ribald, healthy humour. Some of these jokes you may already know, perhaps in other versions. Some are dirty—some are downright silly. Some you might get away with repeating to your partner’s fussy mother, one or two might make you blanch. I’ve adapted some of the jokes and “stories” in this collection to adhere to all-important political correctness: no homophobia, racism, or mocking the afflicted. Of course, if you happen to be a hillbilly or a member of the clergy or a religious institution, or if you’re a working girl, or an elderly lady with a younger, priapic lover, then this might not be the one for you. I haven’t divided the collection into categories. This I find boring! Neither have I restricted my choices to the wonderful world of being gay. Straight and bisexual people like to laugh and be laughed at as much as we do, all in the best possible taste, of course. I might also add that any resemblance between the phenomenally-endowed Tarzan, the young but naïve musician Jeremy, 86-year old nymphomaniac Nelly, Mavis and Jim, the argumentative Maurice and Mildred, and the various hillbilly, priest and nun characters featured here is very definitely not coincidental. Neither is it my intention to titillate—just hopefully to make you titter. If you’re looking for unadulterated eroticism and the splashy-grunty stuff, then you’ll have to grab a copy of Matt & Stuart’s Continental Adventure, or one of its stablemates! So, here goes…

WARNING: this book contains material of an adut, sexual nature.
The photographs are from Joey's extensiv




WhenTwo Wrongs Make A Right: The Nico Bromley Story: A Gay Erotic Drama


Tonbridge, Kent. Twenty-something Nico Bromley feels that he may never get over losing the love of his life, Davy, in a motorcycle accident. It has been three years, now. He was sure that sexy French stud Claude might have been the one, but their affair goes pear-shaped after Nico has a massive lottery win, with him rushing home to impart the good tidings, only to find Claude getting intimate with another man. Nico and Claude have always gone shares with the lottery tickets, but he is so incensed that he walks out on Claude, jacks in his job at the tax office, and makes arrangements to travel to France for a reunion with Antoine Davinsky, the professional footballer he had a fling with before hooking up with Claude.

All does not go to plan, however, when Nico stops off en-route at a Kentish coastal resort he has never visited before. Here he meets hunky barman Adam Templeton. It is love at first sight, with Nico unaware that Adam has a personal dilemma he needs to escape from. 

Acting on a whim, Nico allows Adam to accompany him across the Channel, aware that this may put his plans for a rendez-vous with Adam in jeopardy~the fact that he and Adam are open about their sexuality, while Antoine is deeply closeted. Therefore, should he and the Frenchman take their relationship to the next level, things would have to be kept under wrap for the sake of Antoine's career.

Nico and Adam arrive at a hotel in Gravelines, near Dunkerque, where Antoine lives. Two days of bliss follow, causing Nico to change his mind about meeing up with Antoine. Then, when Adam suddenly disappears, giving every impression that he has returned to England to face whatever demons he has left behind, Nico changes his mind once more. He goes to Dunkerque, where Antoine owns a sumptuous penthouse.

For almost a month, the pair enjoy a blissful existence, until Fate raises its ugly head. It emerges that Adam did not return to England, that he was badly injured and hospitalised after a homophobic incident in Gravelines, and that he was not the attacker's only victim. Antoine is away from home when police visit and question Nico who, in a recurring Joey Jenkinson theme, enyoys a romantic liaison with one of the investigating officers, and which results in him being faced with a dilemma. Which lover will he choose? The hunky barman, or the sexy but closeted Frenchman?

WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.


Tuesday, September 17, 2024

A First Time For Everything… The Selby Forbes Story: A Gay Erotic Journey of Discovery

 


Illustrated with photographs from his nostalgia collection, Joey Jenkinson’s latest story follows a regular pattern: that of a gay young man growing up in a household with an abusive father and long-suffering mother—who finds the affection missing during his youth with what Oscar Wilde called, “The love that dare not speak its name.”


The story opens in 1978, when 18-year-old best friends Selby Forbes and Philip “Pip” Watson, leave their Yorkshire grammar school and embark on their respective careers—Selby working for his local newspaper, Pip joining the police force.


Within weeks of leaving school, courtesy of a day-trip to the coast followed by a walk along the canal tow-path near their home, Selby and Pip are no longer best friends—but lovers. To get away from his father, Selby moves into a place of his own, while his mother moves in with her sister and instigates divorce proceedings.


The story moves on…


Selby and Pip spend their second anniversary in the coastal resort of Whitby, which holds so many unpleasant memories for Selby—Pip’s way of helping him to exorcise his childhood demons. He returns home, however, to bad news—his beloved mother has died. Soon afterwards, he receives a promotion and is sent to Durham to report on a murder trial—here he seduces his older colleague, Mick Buchanan. Upon his return, he learns that his father already had a mistress while his mother was alive—the matriarch of the Franklyn family, the scourge of the neighbourhood. Then his father is badly injured in a hit-and-run and later dies, and the real drama begins, testing Selby and those closest to him to the limit.


As the Franklyns wreak havoc on the lovers, Pip disappears. Then Leon Porter—the son of Selby’s editor who was recently arrested in the local park and charged with lewd behaviour—is beaten up, and asks for Selby to visit him in hospital, though they have never met. Subsequently, when Selby realises why Leon has asked to see him, they become lovers. Adding to the intrigue is Tim Moffatt, a dishy young constable who may or may not hold the clues to solving a complex, sexually-charged mystery.


To reveal more would only spoil the surprising ending to this story…


WARNING: this book contains adult material of a sexual nature.

Thursday, February 8, 2024

All About Yves

 A Gay Erotic Murder-Mystery


Yves Leclerc has it all: stunning looks, wealth, a beautiful home in Bruges, and an exciting gay playboy lifestyle. Then as he is about to be reunited with Pierre, his soap-star lover, his world falls apart when he is framed for a murder he did not commit. Escaping from police custody he goes in the run, crossing the border into Holland in search of clues to prove his innocence. Entering the equation and providing Yves with vital pieces to the puzzle...and lots of bedroom activity...are dishy American escort Danny West, who is having an affair with Paul Gregory, a closeted but sympathetic cop involved with the investigation…and Mario Mancini, a handsome Italian entrepreneur with whom Yves falls in love. There is also a sub-plot involving moody Romanian painter Jeff Surka, who has slept with most of the protagonists in the story. It is his inadvertent involvement with the sleazier side of the Dutch porn industry, which provides the final link to the mystery, enabling the real killer to be revealed. 

WARNING: this book contains adult material of a sexual nature.

S. P. Thompson
5.0 out of 5 stars The book is as good as the cover
Reviewed in the United States on 28 April 2014
This is a sexy mystery from a writer that I am just becoming familiar with. It's a fun read and has a good plot and character development. It is an erotic novel but the sex is just a part of the narrative and not the dominant thing. I went out a purchased the other mystery books by Jenkison and hope they are as good as this one.

The Tawleigh Manor Mystery / Joseph Smart et le mystère Tawleigh

 A Gay Erotic Whodunnit


Celebrity photographer Simon and rich-boy Andrew were lovers who lived together until four years ago, when they split up and Andrew moved with his family to South Africa. Now, Andrew is back in England, living at his parents’ Devonshire retreat, Tawleigh Manor. Out of the blue, he invites Simon down from Yorkshire in the hope of rekindling their flame.

At Tawleigh, Simon becomes intrigued with a 50-year-old murder mystery: in 1961, a socialite named Joseph Smart bought the house, turning it into a gay “den of iniquity” and shocking the local community—a phase which ended with a woman being found murdered in the cellar, Smart getting arrested, and subsequently escaping from prison to hang himself in one of the bedrooms.

No sooner has Simon been reunited with his lover than strange things begin happening to him. Does Joseph Smart still have a hold over the place from beyond the grave?

Entering the equation and succumbing to Simon’s charms—not to mention his obvious attributes—are Nick Baxter, a priapic local handyman—and Paul Bryant, a hunky young newspaperman who helps Simon with his investigation. But, are these sexy young men all that they seem? Does the sinister housekeeper, Jane Ruddock, know more than she it letting on? And why was Lily Gordon—the young maid who discovered Smart’s body—so quickly certified insane and ensconced in a psychiatric institution?

Will Simon solve “The Joseph Smart Mystery” as his life is increasingly put into more danger? And more importantly, will he survive to tell the tale?

WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.



Un polar érotique gay

Le photographe Simon Johnson et le garçon riche Andrew Jordan étaient des amants qui vivaient ensemble jusqu'à il y a quatre ans, quand ils se sont séparés et Andrew a déménagé avec sa famille en Afrique du Sud. Maintenant, Andrew est de retour en Angleterre, vivant à Tawleigh Manor, la retraite de ses parents dans le Devonshire. À l'improviste, il invite Simon du Yorkshire dans l'espoir de raviver leur flamme.

À Tawleigh, Simon est intrigué par un meurtre mystérieux de 50 ans : en 1961, un mondaine nommé Joseph Smart a acheté la maison, la transformant en un « repaire d'iniquité » gay et choquant la communauté locale - une phase qui s'est terminée par un femme retrouvée assassinée dans la cave, Smart arrêté, puis s'échappant de prison pour se pendre dans l'une des chambres.

À peine Simon a-t-il retrouvé son amant que des choses étranges commencent à lui arriver. Joseph Smart a-t-il encore une emprise sur le lieu d'outre-tombe ?

Entrent dans l'équation et succombent aux charmes de Simon - sans parler de ses attributs évidents - sont Nick Baxter, un homme à tout faire priapique - et Paul Bryant, un journaliste costaud qui aide Simon dans son enquête. Mais, ces jeunes hommes sexy sont-ils tout ce qu'ils semblent être ? La sinistre gouvernante, Jane Ruddock, en sait-elle plus qu'elle ne le laisse entendre ? Et pourquoi Lily Gordon – la jeune femme de chambre qui a découvert le corps de Smart – a-t-elle été si rapidement certifiée folle et installée dans un établissement psychiatrique ?

Simon résoudra-t-il le « Joseph Smart Mystery » alors que sa vie est de plus en plus mise en danger ? Et plus important encore, survivra-t-il pour raconter l'histoire ?

AVERTISSEMENT : cette histoire contient du matériel pour adultes à caractère sexuel.


No Sad Songs For Me / Encore une fois à Paris…:

 

A Gay Erotic Drama


Alex Nichols is a singer on London's folk circuit. Tall, blond, beautiful and muscular, he is a magnet for men, yet has only once been in love~with Paul, his former teacher who died tragically. When he meets Luke, a fan who has worhipped him from afar, he feels that he may have found the man of his dreams~and then an incident involving Alex's homophobic father forces them apart as they go on the run. Luke disappears into the night, while Alex heads for Paris where he hitches up with his former lover, Bernard. Still missing Luke terribly, he embarks on a career as a nightclub singer, seducing each man he encounters, including a gendarme investigating a murder enquiry in which Alex becomes a witness. It soom becomes evident that his life is in danger. Will he survive~and if so, will he be reunited with his beloved Luke? Joey Jenkinson's story contains all of his trademarks: drama and humour in equal measure, and generous helpings of steamy passion!

WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.


Un drame érotique gay

1987, et Alex Nichols est un chanteur populaire sur le circuit folk de Londres. Grand, blond, beau et musclé, il est un aimant pour les hommes, mais n'a été amoureux qu'une seule fois - de Paul, son ancien professeur décédé tragiquement. Lorsqu'il rencontre Luke Martinelli, un fan qui l'a adoré de loin, il sent qu'il a peut-être trouvé l'homme de ses rêves. Puis un incident impliquant le père homophobe d'Alex les oblige à se séparer alors qu'ils partent en fuite. Luke disparaît dans la nuit, tandis qu'Alex se dirige vers Paris où il retrouve son ancien amant, le restaurateur Bernard Leveque. Toujours manquant terriblement Luke, Alex se lance dans une carrière de chanteur de boîte de nuit, séduisant chaque homme qu'il rencontre, y compris Daniel, un détective costaud enquêtant un meurtre dans laquelle Alex devient par inadvertance un témoin. Il devient vite évident que sa vie est en danger. Survivra-t-il - et si oui, retrouvera-t-il son bien-aimé Luke?

AVERTISSEMENT: cette histoire contient du matériel pour adultes de nature sexuelle

.EXTRACT

Ce soir, en réponse à l'article dans le journal, la direction avait été obligée de refuser les fans et avait offert à Alex une deuxième semaine d'engagements! Dans sa loge, après le spectacle, il a passé vingt minutes à bavarder avec des admirateurs. Un homme—Alex l'avait vu ses autres spectacles, mais jamais de près jusqu'à maintenant—a choisi de rester en retrait jusqu'à ce que les autres soient partis. Environ 1 mètre 75—très beau, et quelque chose de gitan à son sujet avec ses cheveux noirs bouclés et son chaume, il n'avait pas arrêté de regarder pendant qu'Alex parlait aux autres. Maintenant, il s’est approché d’Alex, et pour quelques seconds, quoi qu'il avait à dire, il a dit avec ces grands yeux bleus… «Est-ce que je te connais? Alex demanda. Ton visage est familier…» L'homme eut un petit rire: «Je l'ai depuis longtemps! Mais si ça vous intéresse, je m'appelle Luke. Dieu, tu es si beau…» Alex a lu les signaux familiers, même s'il était surpris de la rapidité avec laquelle les choses progressaient. Enlevant son gilet, il s'en servit pour essuyer la sueur de son visage et se frotter sous ses fosses collantes. Luke referma la porte d'un coup de pied et tordit la clé dans la serrure. Sans dire un mot, il revint vers Alex, le serra dans ses bras, l'embrassa passionnément sur la bouche, puis...

Matt & Stuart's Continental Adventure / Matt et Stuart: Une Aventure Continentale

 A Gay Erotic Romance


Things are looking bad for former sports master Matt Brandon, 34. He’s lost his job and his hiuse, divorced his wife, and is living in a rented flat in a tawdry part of an Exeter housing estate. Tormented by nasty neighbour Raymond Smart, he’s also missing his lusty rugger captain lover Jack Adams, who as an 18-year-old student seduced him four years ago. When Matt enrolls on an adult learning course at his local college, he hooks up with Aussie bad-boy Stuart Donovan. What Matt does not know is that Stuart has a criminal past, and that he has left Australia to evade capture by the police.

Together, Matt and Stuart head for London, and a series of adventures which will change their lives forever. Stuart meets closeted tennis ace Jeremy Grant, and also has a near-fatal encounter with Lukas, a Hungarian escort—while Matt falls for renowned French operatic tenor Logan Thomas, who is giving a series of recitals in the city. Life for the friends, however, is never plain sailing as they experience one drama after another. There are more problems with Raymond Smart when Matt returns to Exeter to tie up all the loose ends—and drama combined with more sexual shenanigans when he heads back to London and finds Logan temporarily hospitalised. Things turn out for the better, however, when the irascible Jack arrives back on the scene…

WARNING: this book contains adult material of a sexual nature.

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 8 August 2020
Really interesting characters, story line and lots of hot s.x. What is not to enjoy.

S. P. Thompson
5.0 out of 5 stars it is what it is
Reviewed in the United States on 8 June 2014
This erotic novel doesn't pretend to be anything than what it promotes itself to be--a gay erotic novel. Granted it is much better edited then most and you don't find misspelled words or poor grammar. Besides the book is a fun read.


Une romance érotique gay

Les choses vont mal pour l'ancien maître du sport Matt Brandon, 34 ans. Il a perdu son emploi et sa maison, a divorcé de sa femme et vit dans un appartement loué dans une partie délabrée d'un lotissement d'Exeter. Tourmenté par le méchant voisin Raymond Smart, il se languit de Jack Adams, son amant capitaine de rugger vigoureux, qui en tant qu'étudiant de 18 ans l'a séduit il y a quatre ans. Lorsque Matt s'inscrit à un cours d'apprentissage pour adultes dans son université locale, il rencontre le bad-boy australien Stuart Donovan. Ce que Matt ne sait pas, c'est que Stuart a un passé criminel et qu'il a quitté l'Australie pour échapper à la police.
Ensemble, Matt et Stuart partent pour Londres et une série d'aventures qui changeront leur vie à jamais. Stuart rencontre l'as du tennis Jeremy Grant, et a également une rencontre presque fatale avec Lukas, une escorte hongroise, tandis que Matt tombe amoureux du célèbre ténor d'opéra français Logan Thomas, qui donne une série de récitals dans la ville. La vie des amis, cependant, n'est jamais simple, car ils vivent un drame après l'autre. Il y a plus de problèmes avec Raymond Smart lorsque Matt retourne à Exeter pour régler tous les problèmes et le drame devient combine à plus de manigances sexuelles lorsqu'il retourne à Londres et trouve Logan temporairement hospitalisé. Les choses s'améliorent cependant lorsque l'irascible Jack revient sur les lieux...
AVERTISSEMENT: ce livre contient du matériel adulte de nature sexuelle.


Searching For Lucas: The Cameron Lewis Story

 A Gay Erotic Drama


Thirty-year-old hospital worker Cameron Lewis is at a loose end—devastatingly handsome, but living in a remote Devonshire village has its set-backs. Since a messy break-up with his lover Ted, five years ago, there has been just one casual sexual encounter after another, mostly pick-ups at the gym where he trains. His life changes dramatically when he gets new neighbours—Hungarian studs Lucas and Stefan, who claim to be brothers, though this is soon proved not to be so. Cameron and long-distance lorry driver Lucas hit it off at once, and so soon in his relationship, he believes that Lucas is the one. Then their world is turned upside-down when Cameron sees a body-bag being wheeled out of next door. He is so besotted with Lucas that when Lucas goes on the run—taking his lorry to Calais—he accompanies him, no questions asked.
More drama ensues. When Lucas mysteriously disapppears, Cameron seeks solace in the arms of Damien, the dishy stud who runs a gymnasium in town but works part-time at the hotel where Cameron and Lucas were staying—and who, it turns out, has enjoyed a romantic liaison with Lucas in the past. Cameron is about to return to England when a British detective, DS Haseltine, arrives in Calais and has Cameron arrested on suspicion of aiding a killer—Lucas—to evade the law.
Interrogated by Haseltine and his French counterpart, beefy gendarme Pierre Duclos, Cameron is held in a police cell until Haseltine has arranged to take him back to England. Before this can happen, Haseltine is found dead in a local gay cruising spot and Damien is attacked at his home—with Pierre drawing the conclusion that Cameron’s life is also in danger. Thus he springs him from custody, and secretes him to his coastal home.
As happened with Damien, Cameron and Pierre become lovers while Pierre tries to unravel the mystery of what happened to Lucas. Will he succeed in his mission—and will Cameron ever see his beloved Lucas again? To reveal more about Joey Jenkinson’s latest profoundly erotic drama would of course only spoil the fun!

WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.

Illustrated with Joey's blasts from the past.


À la recherche du Lanceur de Disque

 A Gay Erotic Murder-Mystery


After being forced into marriage by his father, newly-divorced, wealthy Marty Davenport reflects on the men he cheated on his wife with: Valentin, the Portuguese stud he met on his honeymoon; Tom, his brother-in-law, for whom he is pining when he receives a call from Cole Ivanov, a Russian lover who runs a private detective agency. Cole asks him to find Jean-Pierre Sebastien—“The Discus Thrower”—on the run from the police. When Sebastien is murdered, Marty’s curiosity gets the better of him and he is soon involved with Sebastien’s lover, Luc. There follows several attempts on Marty's life, each one bringing a new lover into the equation: Paul, a loquacious Italian; Scott, the manager of the gay club owned by Sebastien; Joseph, the naïve Croatian barman; Laurence, the burly cop investigating the case. The increasing danger Marty finds himself in only heightens each new sexual experience. In Joey’s hottest and longest story so far, passion steams from every page!

WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.


Après avoir été contraint de se marier par son père, le riche et nouvellement divorcé Marty Davenport revient sur les hommes avec lesquels il a trompé sa femme: Valentin, l'étalon portugais qu'il a rencontré lors de sa lune de miel; et Tom, son beau-frère, pour qui Marty se languit quand il reçoit un appel de Cole Ivanov, un amant russe de son temps universitaire qui dirige maintenant une agence de détective privé. Cole l'engage pour se rendre à Paris pour trouver Jean-Pierre Sébastien - «Le lanceur de disque» - un modèle masculin qui fuit la police. Lorsque Sébastien est assassiné dans son appartement, la curiosité de Marty l’emporte et il s’engage bientôt avec l’amant de Sébastien, Luc Matisse. Ensemble, à la poursuite du tueur, ils se rendent à Lille, où il y a plusieurs tentatives sur la vie de Marty, chacune apportant un nouvel amant dans l'équation, le danger croissant dans lequel se trouve Marty ne fait qu'accentuer chaque nouvelle expérience sexuelle. Paul Morelli est un journaliste italien bavard. Scott Dubois est le manager du club gay de Sébastien. Jozeph Matejevic est le barman croate naïf. Laurent Cavin est le détective costaud qui enquête sur l'affaire et dont Marty tombe follement amoureux. 

Dans le roman de Joey le plus chaud jusqu'à présent, la passion jaillit de chaque page!

Extrait…Marty avait vu cette photo plusieurs fois, mais n'avait jamais fait de lien entre la célèbre image et le cadavre qu'il venait de photographier sur la dalle mortuaire. «C'était son préféré!» a expliqué Luc. Il n'y a pas si longtemps, cette image était apparue dans les magazines et sur les affiches de toute l'Europe…Peut-être le plus surprenant est que l'ex-femme de Marty avait acheté une copie de cette photo—encadrée, et dédicacée par l'homme qu'il regardait maintenant—pour la donner à une amie le jour de son anniversaire! «Le Lanceur de Disque!» marmonna-t-il. C'était l'étude définitive d'un bel homme presque nu—une reconstitution de bon goût mais puissamment homo-érotique dans la vie réelle de la célèbre statue de Myron, Discobolus, au Vatican. Les longs cheveux de Sébastien ont été repoussés sur son superbe profil et attachés en queue de cheval. Sa poitrine, ses bras et ses jambes avaient été rasés et son corps vaporisé d'argent de la tête aux pieds. Il était posé sur un socle, une cuisse appuyée contre la souche noueuse d'un arbre. Ses genoux étaient légèrement pliés, sa main gauche touchant son genou droit, faisant ainsi basculer son grand corps ouvertement musclé d'un côté. Dans sa main, il tenait un gros objet semblable à une assiette. Et pour rendre toute l'étude respectable, Sébastien portait une imitation de feuille de vigne des temps modernes. «Je ne l'aurais jamais cru! dit Marty, alors que Luc poussait la photo dans le sac avec ses trophées. On dirait que ton Pierrot était un vrai mec…»

AVERTISSEMENT : cette histoire contient du matériel pour adultes à caractère sexuel.

This Old House / Quand Un Train Tombe En Peine Dans La Neige...

 A Gay Erotic Murder-Mystery



A train grinds to a halt in England's West Country during adverse weather conditions. Eight very diverse characters—five of them gay men—seek shelter at an empty manor house when the minibus laid on to escort them to their destination breaks down in the snow: celebrated crime writer Johnny Rodrigues and his ex-rugger player boyfriend, Mike Brent; solicitor Dave Rose, recently dumped by his wife after she caught him with another man; Trevor Kylesworthy, about to be reunited with his sugar-daddy; white-collar worker Nick Quinn, still mourning the great love of his life, killed last year in a car crash; Janet Ellis, a nurse whose last elderly charge died in mysterious circumstances; grumpy middle-aged retired Army colonel Tom Fellows and his neurotic wife, Kate; and Jack Gibbons, the driver of the minibus. The old house becomes a den of sexual iniquity as, hemmed in by the snow, its occupants are picked off one by one by a psychotic killer.

WARNING: contains adult material of a sexual nature.


Un train s'arrête dans le West Country de l'Angleterre par mauvais temps. Huit personnages très divers, dont cinq hommes gays, et chacun d'eux cachant un sombre secret, cherchent refuge dans un manoir vide lorsque le minibus est fourni pour les escorter vers leur destination tombe en panne dans la neige: le célèbre écrivain Johnny Rodrigues et son petit ami, l'ex-joueur de rugby Mike Brent ; l'avocat Dave Rose, récemment largué par sa femme après qu'elle l'ait attrapé avec un autre homme; Trevor Kylesworthy, sur le point d'être réuni avec son papa-gâteau; le travailleur en col blanc Nick Quinn, pleurant toujours le grand amour de sa vie, tué l'année dernière dans un accident de voiture; Janet Ellis, une infirmière dont la dernière charge âgée est décédée dans des circonstances mystérieuses; le colonel de l'armée à la retraite grincheux d'âge moyen Tom Fellows et sa femme névrotique Kate; et Jack Gibbons, le chauffeur du minibus. La vieille maison devient un repaire d'iniquité sexuelle car, encerclés par la neige, ses occupants sont pris un à un par un tueur psychotique. 

AVERTISSEMENT: contient du matériel adulte de nature sexuelle.

The Tim Parkinson Story: A Year In The Life of A West Country Lad / L'histoire de Tim Parkinson: Une année dans la vie d'un garçon du West Country

 A Gay Erotic Drama


Tim Parkinson and Maxwell Bogdanov were born two days apart. Tim is the only son of West Country tycoon Leo Parkinson, Maxwell the son of his Lithuanian live-in partner, Lauren. As children and while growing up, the pair never got along—a situation not helped by Leo’s hatred of them both, the reasons for this explained in the story. Thus, Tim was sent to live with Leo’s sister, Margaret, in the next village and has ended up working on a farm—while Maxwell, considered the brighter of the two, was packed off to a London boarding-school, and now works as a hot-shot lawyer.
Tim has a secret lover—Brian Yates, who works with him at the farm. On the rare occasions that Maxwell has returned to Devon, there have been fireworks between him and Tim when the posh-speaking Maxwell has mocked Tim for his Devon brogue and lack of education, and boasted about the sexual prowess of the girlfriend he has in London.
The animosity between Tim and Maxwell changes, however, in November 1980 when they celebrate their twenty-first birthdays. During a drinking spree, Tim tells Maxwell about Brian—and Maxwell confesses that his “girlfriend” was actually a man named Jack, who has recently died. He also confesses that his animosity towards Tim has been to camouflage the fact that he has always been attracted to him, but been afraid to make the first move, thinking that Tim was straight. Thus the pair become lovers, and head off for a romantic sojourn in Torquay. While they are here, Leo Parkinson dies suddenly and, rather than help out with the arrangements for the man they loathed and been seen as hypocrites, they decide to take a vacation. Before leaving, Tim goes to see Brian, ostensibly to end their relationship, but they end up having sex, after which Brian suffers a seizure.
Believing Brian to be dead, Tim panics—he and Maxwell head for London, where Maxwell has a flat, and there is more drama when they are caught up in a shooting at Maxwell’s bank. Maxwell is injured and taken to hospital, while Tim is questioned by dishy Irish detective Mike Riley, with whom he will enjoy a series of steamy romps. From here, there follows one drama after another—and more and more sexual adventures—until the surprising denouement.

WARNING: contains adult material of a sexual nature.

Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 9 December 2023
One of the best novels I have read in a long time. So good that I read it twice.


Tim Parkinson et Maxwell Bogdanov sont nés à deux jours d'intervalle. Tim est le fils unique du magnat du West Country, Leo Parkinson, Maxwell le fils de sa partenaire lituanienne, Lauren. En tant qu'enfants et en grandissant, les garçons ne s'est jamais entendu - une situation qui n'a pas été aidée par la haine de Leo envers eux deux, les raisons en sont expliquées dans l'histoire. Ainsi, Tim a été envoyé vivre avec la sœur de Leo, Margaret, dans le village voisin et a fini par travailler dans une ferme, tandis que Maxwell, considéré comme le plus intelligent des deux, a été envoyé dans un pensionnat de Londres et travaille maintenant comme un avocat de renom.
Tim a un amant secret : Brian Yates, qui travaille avec lui à la ferme. Dans les rares occasions où Maxwell est retourné dans le Devon, il y a eu des feux d'artifice entre lui et Tim lorsque le chic Maxwell s'est moqué de Tim pour son brogue Devon et son manque d'éducation, et s'est vanté des prouesses sexuelles de la petite amie qu'il a à Londres.
L'animosité entre Tim et Maxwell change cependant en novembre 1980 lorsqu'ils fêtent leurs vingt et unième anniversaires. Au cours d'une beuverie, Tim parle à Maxwell de Brian - et Maxwell avoue que sa "petite amie" était en fait un homme nommé Jack, qui est décédé récemment. Il avoue également que son animosité envers Tim a été de camoufler le fait qu'il a toujours été attiré par lui, mais qu'il a eu peur de faire le premier pas, pensant que Tim était hétéro. Ainsi, le couple devient amoureux et part pour un séjour romantique à Torquay. Pendant qu'ils sont ici, Leo Parkinson meurt subitement et, plutôt que d'aider à organiser l'homme qu'ils détestaient et être considéré comme des hypocrites, ils décident de prendre des vacances. Avant de partir, Tim va voir Brian, apparemment pour mettre fin à leur relation, mais ils finissent par avoir des relations sexuelles, après quoi Brian souffre d'une crise.
Croyant que Brian est mort, Tim panique - lui et Maxwell se dirigent vers Londres, où Maxwell a un appartement, et il y a plus de drame quand ils sont pris dans une fusillade à la banque de Maxwell. Maxwell est blessé et emmené à l'hôpital, tandis que Tim est interrogé par le détective irlandais Mike Riley, avec qui il va profiter d'une série d'ébats torrides. De là, s'enchaînent les drames les uns après les autres - et de plus en plus d'aventures sexuelles - jusqu'au dénouement surprenant qui clôt l'histoire de Tim.

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