Joey Jenkinson Publications

 

Joey's Bumper Compendium of Risqué Jokes & Anecdotes / Joey's Second Bumper Compendium of Risqué Jokes & Anecdotes

 

Joey says...

If you’ve got this far we’ll have one thing in common: smutty, ribald, healthy humour. Some of these jokes you may already know, perhaps in other versions. Some are dirty—some are downright silly. Some you might get away with repeating to your partner’s fussy mother, one or two might make you blanch. I’ve adapted some of the jokes and “stories” in this collection to adhere to all-important political correctness: no homophobia, racism, or mocking the afflicted. Of course, if you happen to be a hillbilly or a member of the clergy or a religious institution, or if you’re a working girl, or an elderly lady with a younger, priapic lover, then this might not be the one for you. I haven’t divided the collection into categories. This I find boring! Neither have I restricted my choices to the wonderful world of being gay. Straight and bisexual people like to laugh and be laughed at as much as we do, all in the best possible taste, of course. I might also add that any resemblance between the phenomenally-endowed Tarzan, the young but naïve musician Jeremy, 86-year old nymphomaniac Nelly, Mavis and Jim, the argumentative Maurice and Mildred, and the various hillbilly, priest and nun characters featured here is very definitely not coincidental. Neither is it my intention to titillate—just hopefully to make you titter. If you’re looking for unadulterated eroticism and the splashy-grunty stuff, then you’ll have to grab a copy of Matt & Stuart’s Continental Adventure, or one of its stablemates! So, here goes…

WARNING: this book contains material of an adut, sexual nature.

The photographs are from Joey's extensiv

WhenTwo Wrongs Make A Right: The Nico Bromley Story: A Gay Erotic Drama

Tonbridge, Kent. Twenty-something Nico Bromley feels that he may never get over losing the love of his life, Davy, in a motorcycle accident. It has been three years, now. He was sure that sexy French stud Claude might have been the one, but their affair goes pear-shaped after Nico has a massive lottery win, with him rushing home to impart the good tidings, only to find Claude getting intimate with another man. Nico and Claude have always gone shares with the lottery tickets, but he is so incensed that he walks out on Claude, jacks in his job at the tax office, and makes arrangements to travel to France for a reunion with Antoine Davinsky, the professional footballer he had a fling with before hooking up with Claude.

All does not go to plan, however, when Nico stops off en-route at a Kentish coastal resort he has never visited before. Here he meets hunky barman Adam Templeton. It is love at first sight, with Nico unaware that Adam has a personal dilemma he needs to escape from. 

Acting on a whim, Nico allows Adam to accompany him across the Channel, aware that this may put his plans for a rendez-vous with Adam in jeopardy~the fact that he and Adam are open about their sexuality, while Antoine is deeply closeted. Therefore, should he and the Frenchman take their relationship to the next level, things would have to be kept under wrap for the sake of Antoine's career.

Nico and Adam arrive at a hotel in Gravelines, near Dunkerque, where Antoine lives. Two days of bliss follow, causing Nico to change his mind about meeing up with Antoine. Then, when Adam suddenly disappears, giving every impression that he has returned to England to face whatever demons he has left behind, Nico changes his mind once more. He goes to Dunkerque, where Antoine owns a sumptuous penthouse.

For almost a month, the pair enjoy a blissful existence, until Fate raises its ugly head. It emerges that Adam did not return to England, that he was badly injured and hospitalised after a homophobic incident in Gravelines, and that he was not the attacker's only victim. Antoine is away from home when police visit and question Nico who, in a recurring Joey Jenkinson theme, enyoys a romantic liaison with one of the investigating officers, and which results in him being faced with a dilemma. Which lover will he choose? The hunky barman, or the sexy but closeted Frenchman?

WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.

A First Time For Everything… The Selby Forbes Story: A Gay Erotic Journey of Discovery

 

Illustrated with photographs from his nostalgia collection, Joey Jenkinson’s latest story follows a regular pattern: that of a gay young man growing up in a household with an abusive father and long-suffering mother—who finds the affection missing during his youth with what Oscar Wilde called, “The love that dare not speak its name.”

The story opens in 1978, when 18-year-old best friends Selby Forbes and Philip “Pip” Watson, leave their Yorkshire grammar school and embark on their respective careers—Selby working for his local newspaper, Pip joining the police force.

Within weeks of leaving school, courtesy of a day-trip to the coast followed by a walk along the canal tow-path near their home, Selby and Pip are no longer best friends—but lovers. To get away from his father, Selby moves into a place of his own, while his mother moves in with her sister and instigates divorce proceedings.

The story moves on…

Selby and Pip spend their second anniversary in the coastal resort of Whitby, which holds so many unpleasant memories for Selby—Pip’s way of helping him to exorcise his childhood demons. He returns home, however, to bad news—his beloved mother has died. Soon afterwards, he receives a promotion and is sent to Durham to report on a murder trial—here he seduces his older colleague, Mick Buchanan. Upon his return, he learns that his father already had a mistress while his mother was alive—the matriarch of the Franklyn family, the scourge of the neighbourhood. Then his father is badly injured in a hit-and-run and later dies, and the real drama begins, testing Selby and those closest to him to the limit.

As the Franklyns wreak havoc on the lovers, Pip disappears. Then Leon Porter—the son of Selby’s editor who was recently arrested in the local park and charged with lewd behaviour—is beaten up, and asks for Selby to visit him in hospital, though they have never met. Subsequently, when Selby realises why Leon has asked to see him, they become lovers. Adding to the intrigue is Tim Moffatt, a dishy young constable who may or may not hold the clues to solving a complex, sexually-charged mystery.

To reveal more would only spoil the surprising ending to this story…

WARNING: this book contains adult material of a sexual nature.

All About Yves

 A Gay Erotic Murder-Mystery

Yves Leclerc has it all: stunning looks, wealth, a beautiful home in Bruges, and an exciting gay playboy lifestyle. Then as he is about to be reunited with Pierre, his soap-star lover, his world falls apart when he is framed for a murder he did not commit. Escaping from police custody he goes in the run, crossing the border into Holland in search of clues to prove his innocence. Entering the equation and providing Yves with vital pieces to the puzzle...and lots of bedroom activity...are dishy American escort Danny West, who is having an affair with Paul Gregory, a closeted but sympathetic cop involved with the investigation…and Mario Mancini, a handsome Italian entrepreneur with whom Yves falls in love. There is also a sub-plot involving moody Romanian painter Jeff Surka, who has slept with most of the protagonists in the story. It is his inadvertent involvement with the sleazier side of the Dutch porn industry, which provides the final link to the mystery, enabling the real killer to be revealed. 

WARNING: this book contains adult material of a sexual nature.

S. P. Thompson

5.0 out of 5 stars The book is as good as the cover

Reviewed in the United States on 28 April 2014

Verified Purchase

This is a sexy mystery from a writer that I am just becoming familiar with. It's a fun read and has a good plot and character development. It is an erotic novel but the sex is just a part of the narrative and not the dominant thing. I went out a purchased the other mystery books by Jenkison and hope they are as good as this one.

The Tawleigh Manor Mystery / Joseph Smart et le mystère Tawleigh

 A Gay Erotic Whodunnit

Celebrity photographer Simon and rich-boy Andrew were lovers who lived together until four years ago, when they split up and Andrew moved with his family to South Africa. Now, Andrew is back in England, living at his parents’ Devonshire retreat, Tawleigh Manor. Out of the blue, he invites Simon down from Yorkshire in the hope of rekindling their flame.

At Tawleigh, Simon becomes intrigued with a 50-year-old murder mystery: in 1961, a socialite named Joseph Smart bought the house, turning it into a gay “den of iniquity” and shocking the local community—a phase which ended with a woman being found murdered in the cellar, Smart getting arrested, and subsequently escaping from prison to hang himself in one of the bedrooms.

No sooner has Simon been reunited with his lover than strange things begin happening to him. Does Joseph Smart still have a hold over the place from beyond the grave?

Entering the equation and succumbing to Simon’s charms—not to mention his obvious attributes—are Nick Baxter, a priapic local handyman—and Paul Bryant, a hunky young newspaperman who helps Simon with his investigation. But, are these sexy young men all that they seem? Does the sinister housekeeper, Jane Ruddock, know more than she it letting on? And why was Lily Gordon—the young maid who discovered Smart’s body—so quickly certified insane and ensconced in a psychiatric institution?

Will Simon solve “The Joseph Smart Mystery” as his life is increasingly put into more danger? And more importantly, will he survive to tell the tale?

WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.

Un polar érotique gay

Le photographe Simon Johnson et le garçon riche Andrew Jordan étaient des amants qui vivaient ensemble jusqu'à il y a quatre ans, quand ils se sont séparés et Andrew a déménagé avec sa famille en Afrique du Sud. Maintenant, Andrew est de retour en Angleterre, vivant à Tawleigh Manor, la retraite de ses parents dans le Devonshire. À l'improviste, il invite Simon du Yorkshire dans l'espoir de raviver leur flamme.

À Tawleigh, Simon est intrigué par un meurtre mystérieux de 50 ans : en 1961, un mondaine nommé Joseph Smart a acheté la maison, la transformant en un « repaire d'iniquité » gay et choquant la communauté locale - une phase qui s'est terminée par un femme retrouvée assassinée dans la cave, Smart arrêté, puis s'échappant de prison pour se pendre dans l'une des chambres.

À peine Simon a-t-il retrouvé son amant que des choses étranges commencent à lui arriver. Joseph Smart a-t-il encore une emprise sur le lieu d'outre-tombe ?

Entrent dans l'équation et succombent aux charmes de Simon - sans parler de ses attributs évidents - sont Nick Baxter, un homme à tout faire priapique - et Paul Bryant, un journaliste costaud qui aide Simon dans son enquête. Mais, ces jeunes hommes sexy sont-ils tout ce qu'ils semblent être ? La sinistre gouvernante, Jane Ruddock, en sait-elle plus qu'elle ne le laisse entendre ? Et pourquoi Lily Gordon – la jeune femme de chambre qui a découvert le corps de Smart – a-t-elle été si rapidement certifiée folle et installée dans un établissement psychiatrique ?

Simon résoudra-t-il le « Joseph Smart Mystery » alors que sa vie est de plus en plus mise en danger ? Et plus important encore, survivra-t-il pour raconter l'histoire ?

AVERTISSEMENT : cette histoire contient du matériel pour adultes à caractère sexuel.

No Sad Songs For Me / Encore une fois à Paris…:

 

A Gay Erotic Drama

Alex Nichols is a singer on London's folk circuit. Tall, blond, beautiful and muscular, he is a magnet for men, yet has only once been in love~with Paul, his former teacher who died tragically. When he meets Luke, a fan who has worhipped him from afar, he feels that he may have found the man of his dreams~and then an incident involving Alex's homophobic father forces them apart as they go on the run. Luke disappears into the night, while Alex heads for Paris where he hitches up with his former lover, Bernard. Still missing Luke terribly, he embarks on a career as a nightclub singer, seducing each man he encounters, including a gendarme investigating a murder enquiry in which Alex becomes a witness. It soom becomes evident that his life is in danger. Will he survive~and if so, will he be reunited with his beloved Luke? Joey Jenkinson's story contains all of his trademarks: drama and humour in equal measure, and generous helpings of steamy passion!

WARNING: This story contains adult material of a sexual nature.

Un drame érotique gay

1987, et Alex Nichols est un chanteur populaire sur le circuit folk de Londres. Grand, blond, beau et musclé, il est un aimant pour les hommes, mais n'a été amoureux qu'une seule fois - de Paul, son ancien professeur décédé tragiquement. Lorsqu'il rencontre Luke Martinelli, un fan qui l'a adoré de loin, il sent qu'il a peut-être trouvé l'homme de ses rêves. Puis un incident impliquant le père homophobe d'Alex les oblige à se séparer alors qu'ils partent en fuite. Luke disparaît dans la nuit, tandis qu'Alex se dirige vers Paris où il retrouve son ancien amant, le restaurateur Bernard Leveque. Toujours manquant terriblement Luke, Alex se lance dans une carrière de chanteur de boîte de nuit, séduisant chaque homme qu'il rencontre, y compris Daniel, un détective costaud enquêtant un meurtre dans laquelle Alex devient par inadvertance un témoin. Il devient vite évident que sa vie est en danger. Survivra-t-il - et si oui, retrouvera-t-il son bien-aimé Luke?

AVERTISSEMENT: cette histoire contient du matériel pour adultes de nature sexuelle

.EXTRACT

Ce soir, en réponse à l'article dans le journal, la direction avait été obligée de refuser les fans et avait offert à Alex une deuxième semaine d'engagements! Dans sa loge, après le spectacle, il a passé vingt minutes à bavarder avec des admirateurs. Un homme—Alex l'avait vu ses autres spectacles, mais jamais de près jusqu'à maintenant—a choisi de rester en retrait jusqu'à ce que les autres soient partis. Environ 1 mètre 75—très beau, et quelque chose de gitan à son sujet avec ses cheveux noirs bouclés et son chaume, il n'avait pas arrêté de regarder pendant qu'Alex parlait aux autres. Maintenant, il s’est approché d’Alex, et pour quelques seconds, quoi qu'il avait à dire, il a dit avec ces grands yeux bleus… «Est-ce que je te connais? Alex demanda. Ton visage est familier…» L'homme eut un petit rire: «Je l'ai depuis longtemps! Mais si ça vous intéresse, je m'appelle Luke. Dieu, tu es si beau…» Alex a lu les signaux familiers, même s'il était surpris de la rapidité avec laquelle les choses progressaient. Enlevant son gilet, il s'en servit pour essuyer la sueur de son visage et se frotter sous ses fosses collantes. Luke referma la porte d'un coup de pied et tordit la clé dans la serrure. Sans dire un mot, il revint vers Alex, le serra dans ses bras, l'embrassa passionnément sur la bouche, puis...